I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So vagazzling was a success
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