Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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