therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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