Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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