just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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