If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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