if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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