Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
