I can text with my tongue
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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