You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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