She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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