k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
