At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I party with great urgency now.
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