WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
MIDGETS
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
You are a genius and a whore.
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