I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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