IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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