Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
where are my eyebrows?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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