So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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