if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
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