I feel like abortions should bother me more
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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