i was born a porn star she said
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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