Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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