i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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