whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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