So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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