What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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