Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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