i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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