We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Randomize
