Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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