Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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