i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We just shotgunned beers for America
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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