i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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