And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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