My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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