Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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