I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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