me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
