Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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