You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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