another moral hangover. fuck.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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