I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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