wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
