there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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