i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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