someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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