brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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