Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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