Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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