i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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